CBS 2 HD Caption Game

(CBS) All right tri-staters, it's time to put your creative juices to the test. Each day we'll select an image seen on CBS 2 News or WCBSTV.com and give you the chance to come up with a witty caption for it. Vulgar, crude, and downright dirty captions will not be accepted, so keep it clean!

The best responses will be posted below the picture here on WCBSTV.com! So get to it!

Today's Image:



Actual Caption: Secret Service personnel remove Brenda Lee from near Air Force One after Lee attempted to give President Obama a letter, Thursday, May 28, 2009, in Los Angeles. Lee never got close to President Obama and she was after being questioned.

Best Captions:

"Secret Service agents escort First Mother-In-Law to her seat in the luggage hold."
- Barry W., Midwest City, Ok

"No, no, I don't wanna' pilot that thing anymore!"
- PF Mills, E. Killingly, CT

"Despite rumors to the contrary, not every member of President Obama's family is welcome on official trips aboard Air Force One."
- Tony Muniz, Houston, TX

"Let me help you with your carry-on luggage..."
- John Bates, Butte, Montana

"Woman manually parked in bike rack after her wheels fall off."
- Akimbo, KI, MD

"And now, competing in the Olympic Body Toss for the Americans, Jack Dawson and Evan Jones."
- Mac, Magnolia, Tx

"President Obama prefers e-mail, lady!"
- Grant J. Smith, Riverhead, NY

"Secret Service agents prepare to put Brenda Lee on a spaceship that will remove her from Earth in an creative attempt to reduce America's healthcare and Social Security costs. Ninety-five percent of Americans will get a ticket on the spaceship under the Obama plan. This is expected to balance the budget in a few months."
- Rich K., Bethel, NY

"I promise I won't give Joe Biden anymore public speaking lessons."
- Tom Cosentino, Morganville, NJ

"To her utter dismay, Mildred discovers that the American Idol age limit is strictly enforced."
- Gabriel T., Salem, MO

"Reverend Abernathy tests laying on of feet on pain-stricken parishioner."
- JT Guy, Columbus, Ohio

"I am not a wishbone, you cannot make a wish and pull me apart!"
- Thomas Vislocky, Pearl River, NY

"And now, competing in the Olympic Body Toss for the Americans, Jack Dawson and Evan Jones."
- Mac, Magnolia, Texas

"All I wanted was some more roasted peanuts, for the love of God!!!!"
- Josh, Houson, Texas

"Obama makes note to make mental health a key component of his health care reform agenda."
- Steve K., Mahwah, NJ

"Tests of LaGuardia Airport's new 'valet boarding' show the service is not yet ready."
- Mike Mitchell, Hampton, Va.

"Woman is helped up after a world record attempt to pull Air Force One with her teeth down the tarmac. Officials have yet to certify her record."
- Teacher, Spring, Texas

"I can't wait for you to retire. When I have seniority I'm taking the legs."
- Rich B., Stonybrook, NY

"But I don't WANT to be the jump rope anymore!"
- Larry C., Columbia, Mizz.

"Woman gets emergency chiropractic adjustments after her back goes out while boarding plane."
- Jim Borst, Blaine, Minn.

"You guys are in big trouble. I bought my ticket from William Shatner personally!!"
- Don Nichols, Noonan, Ga.

"To her utter dispmay, Mildred discovers that the American Idol age limit is strictly enforced."
- Gabriel T., Salem, Mizz.

"Right lady, and 'Squeaky' Fromme just wanted Ford's autograph!"
- Spike K., Mahwah, NJ

"Reverend Abernathy tests laying on of feet on pain-stricken parishioner."
- JT Guy, Columbus, Ohio

"Obama makes note to make mental health a key component of his health care reform agenda."
- Steve K., Mahwah, NJ

"And I'm telling you, I'm not going!!"
- Brian, North Merrick, NY

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