Jun 19, 2009 8:00 am US/Eastern
Caption Game Results For June 18
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German veterinary polishes nails after pedicure for 39 year-old Asiati elephant boy which was narcotized prior to the cosmetic works in Kiev's Zoo on May 23, 2009.
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All right tri-staters, it's time to put your creative juices to the test. Each day we'll select an image seen on CBS 2 News or WCBSTV.com and give you the chance to come up with a witty caption for it. Vulgar, crude, and downright dirty captions will not be accepted, so keep it clean!
The best responses will be posted below the picture here on WCBSTV.com! So get to it!
Here are the results for June 18:
Actual Caption:
German veterinary polishes nails after pedicure for 39 year-old Asiati elephant boy which was narcotized prior to the cosmetic works in Kiev's Zoo on May 23, 2009.
Best Captions:
"Vet suddenly realizes that his assistant was standing on the other side."
- Steve K., Mahwah, NJ
"'Would you like me to French your nails today?' asks Rolf."
- Colburn, Wisc.
"After the 'lipstick-on-a-pig' uproar, the GOP attempts to improve its image with the 'toenail-polish-on the-elephant' trick."
- Geoff, Norco, Calif.
"Ok, all fixed. You've really got to stop picking your teeth."
- Jimbo, Port Jefferson Station, NY
"Elephant wants to look good for her first date in 39 years."
- Joe E., Rutherford, NJ
"Oh, this color is to die for. You'll look great at the ball."
- Shanah, Elmont, NY
"Overweight Americans take heart: even an elephant enjoys a pedicure and a little nail polish."
- Everett Lautin, New York, NY
"Everything was going well until the keeper pulled the old 'foot in the warm water' trick."
- Amy K., Mahwah, NJ
"After I'm done with your nails, I want you to try on this dress that I think you would look stunning in."
- Terry De Voe, Bronx, NY
"Unable to fit customer into the nail salon, the vet resorts to 'plan B.'"
- Stoli, Mahwah, NJ
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