Jul 2, 2009 7:58 am US/Eastern
Caption Game Results For July 1
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A giant doll outside 'Love Land', billed as China's first-ever sex theme park, in southwest China's Chongqing municipality on May 15, 2009.
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All right tri-staters, it's time to put your creative juices to the test. Each day we'll select an image seen on CBS 2 News or WCBSTV.com and give you the chance to come up with a witty caption for it. Vulgar, crude, and downright dirty captions will not be accepted, so keep it clean!
The best responses will be posted below the picture here on WCBSTV.com! So get to it!
Here are the results for July 1:
Actual Caption:
A giant doll outside 'Love Land', billed as China's first-ever sex theme park, in southwest China's Chongqing municipality on May 15, 2009.
Best Captions:
"The Statue of Liberty...under the tunic."
-Rachel, Jefferson, NY
"And now, for your listening pleasure, I give you the most prodigious thong in all of China!"
- Mike Brehm, Morgantown, WV
"After another cheeky prank, the police are trying to get to the bottom of this and crack the case."
- Geoff, Norco, Calif.
"Why is this sign in English?"
-Eric Forbinger, Cincinnati, Ohio
"I see the recession has hit China too, they could'nt even finish building the giant doll!"
- Terry DeVote, Bronx, NY
"Thank God they didn't use a Sumo for the model."
-Matt, Cincinnati, Ohio
"Breaking News! Political Hideout found. Story at 11."
-Richard Morganstern, Bronx, NY
"Just say NO to crack!"
-Tammy, Norco, Calif.
"Borat comes to China."
-Brian, North Merrick, NY
"More than one billion people, yeah that's one thing China needs—more sex."
-Everett Lautin, NYC
"They just changed the name to LOVE LAND --- it used to be called SEE WORLD!"
-B. Teetz, Johnstown
"A new moon rises over Chongqing Province in Southwestern China."
- G. Azote, Oceanside, NY
"Come on in- We're now 100% torso free!"
- Leo "Stubby" K., Mahwah, NJ
"See, I lost my head! I shouldn't have had that butt augmentation surgery."
- Carolyn Adkinson, Bronx, NY
"Do you want to see the rest of me?"
- Jimbo, Port Jefferson Station, N.Y.
"I don't know if this is supposed to be a man or a woman, but either way I wouldn't want the face to be shown."
- Rich B., Stony Brook, N.Y.
"Top half fails due to excessive weight from lead paint."
- Steve, Maywood, N.J.
"Would you call it a 'carnelval'"
- Bobby, Maywood, N.J.
"What's under the Statue of Liberty's gown answered."
- Kim K., Rochelle Park, N.J.
"Chinese plant moons in the direction of US plant workers."
- Stoli, Mahwah, N.J.
"Jolly Green Giant's Doll Found!...Details at 11."
- Lou Fiorentino, Ozone Park, N.Y.
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