Jul 3, 2009 7:56 am US/Eastern
Caption Game Results For July 2
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Zoo keeper Daniel Drewes feeds a still nameless giraffe baby with milk in the zoo of Magdeburg, eastern Germany on June 16, 2009.
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All right tri-staters, it's time to put your creative juices to the test. Each day we'll select an image seen on CBS 2 News or WCBSTV.com and give you the chance to come up with a witty caption for it. Vulgar, crude, and downright dirty captions will not be accepted, so keep it clean!
The best responses will be posted below the picture here on WCBSTV.com! So get to it!
Here are the results for July 2:
Actual Caption:
Zoo keeper Daniel Drewes feeds a still nameless giraffe baby with milk in the zoo of Magdeburg, eastern Germany on June 16, 2009.
Best Captions:
"No! For the last time, I'm not your mother, and I'm not going to breast feed you! You're going to drink from the bottle and like it!"
- Alice B., Wheatley Heights, NY
"Don't you think you've had enough? The lions are beginning to talk. Even they wouldn't eat a drunken giraffe. And the hyenas are laughing at you."
- Katgirl, Islip Terrace, NY
"Baby giraffe with human nanny, since Mom and Pop work days at Disney World."
- Leo K., Mahwah, NJ
"You must have an amorous boyfriend. It's going to take a lot of giraffe mascara to cover all those hickeys on your neck!"
- Warren Kendrick, Orlando, Fla.
"I'm trying not to show it, but somebody just pulled my pants down!"
- Glory, Gloversville, NY
"Don't know what I'll do when this bottle is gone, but something tells me it's going to hurt."
- B. Teetz, Johnstown, NY
"I'll feed her, but don't expect me to burp her when she is done eating!"
- Terry De Voe, Bronx, NY
"I'm very confused. Tastes like momma, doesn't look like momma."
- Rich B., Stony Brook, NY
"I'm going to need someone taller to burp me."
- Bobby, Ramsey, NJ
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