Jul 4, 2009 8:08 am US/Eastern
Caption Game Results For July 3
Submit Witty Captions -- Only The Funniest Will Be Picked!
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Japanese dancer Nagisa Shirai (L) of the Preljocaj Ballet performs during a dress rehearsal of the ballet 'White Snow' directed by French choregrapher Angelin Preljocaj on the eve of the premiere at the Palace of Versailles on June 29, 2009.
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All right tri-staters, it's time to put your creative juices to the test. Each day we'll select an image seen on CBS 2 News or WCBSTV.com and give you the chance to come up with a witty caption for it. Vulgar, crude, and downright dirty captions will not be accepted, so keep it clean!
The best responses will be posted below the picture here on WCBSTV.com! So get to it!
Today's Image:
Actual Caption:
Japanese dancer Nagisa Shirai (L) of the Preljocaj Ballet performs during a dress rehearsal of the ballet 'White Snow' directed by French choregrapher Angelin Preljocaj on the eve of the premiere at the Palace of Versailles on June 29, 2009.
Best Captions:
"If you think the dress makes you look like a clown, wait until I put this nose on you!"
- Glory, Gloversville
"How come the giraffe gets a nice tall drink of cold milk and I only get a crummy tomato?"
- B. Teetz, Johnstown
"I don't care how bad you have to go, you have to eat your fruit."
- Gary, Cleveland, OH
"Forget that apple. Please point me to the nearest restroom!"
- Terry De Voe, Bronx, NY
"The spirit of Michael Jackson arriving just in time to help Dianna Ross with embarrassing constipation problems."
- Mike Brehm, Morgantown, WV
"It's just an apple, my dear. I haven't served up Eye of Newt and Toe of Frog since 1631."
- Warren Kendrick, Orlando, Fla.
"I told you, I am sick of eating apples. I want potato chips!"
- Thomas Vislocky, Pearl River, NY
Click here to submit your caption!
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