Jan 30, 2010 8:00 am US/Eastern
Caption Game Results For Jan. 29
Submit Witty Captions -- Only The Funniest Will Be Picked!
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All right tri-staters, it's time to put your creative juices to the test. Each day we'll select an image seen on CBS 2 News or WCBSTV.com and give you the chance to come up with a witty caption for it. Vulgar, crude, and downright dirty captions will not be accepted, so keep it clean!
The best responses will be posted below the picture here on WCBSTV.com! So get to it!
Today's Image:
Actual Caption:
Actress Anne Hathaway (R) performs in a skit with Hasty Pudding Theatrical actor Kyle Dancewicz, dressed as a dragon, Jan. 28, 2010 at Harvard University in Cambridge, Mass.
Best Captions:
"BREAKING NEWS: Children horrified as actress mistakes real sword for a rubber fake. Arty Asparagus is in stable condition. More comming up at 6."
- Joseph B., Brooklyn, NY
"Mike's doctor figured that anyone who could dress up as asparagus surely exaggerates his stabbing pains."
- D. Dean, Bradley Beach, NJ
"Anne Hathaway performs as a woman with a warped sense of humor and an equally warped sword."
- Rich B., Stony Brook, NY
"Take that, you career killing Dragon!"
- Maritza, Brooklyn, NY
"Children in attendance horrified as Anne slays Puff the Magic Dragon."
- Kim, Mahwah, NJ
"First you slice the broccoli into small pieces, then steam until tender."
- Rick McCormish, Costa Mesa, Calif.
"Since Anne doesn't eat meat, here she tackles a giant salad."
- Joe E., Rutherford, NJ
"The filming of a new Listerine commercial with Ann to the rescue, taming dragon's breath."
- Warren Kendrick, Orlando, Fla.
"I dub thee, Sir Fun Guy, knight of the mushrooms."
- Holden Mesak, Fairfield, NJ
"I'll make yours quick. Your purple brother, Barney, I'm going to make him suffer for the years of torture he bestowed upon me with that mind-numbing song."
- POPS, Vernon, NJ
"Typical Hollywood starlet has her eyes on a chic pair of dragon skin boots."
- Amy, Mahwah, NJ
"Seen here driving off the invading vegetable, Jenna Bush yelled, 'My daddy, George W, said he don't like no broccoli.'"
- Harry Azoll, Princeton, NY
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