Oct 12, 2007 3:22 pm US/Eastern
October 12: Gossip! Weekly Rag Mag Wrap-Up!
Britney's Momma is Back in Town and the Pop Tart says Gimme More.
By Tara Lipinsky
NEW YORK (CBS) ―
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Britney Spears performs at 2007MTV Video Music Awards (AP)
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It's one step forward and two steps back for Brit Brit who rekindled her relationship with mom Lynn over the weekend, applied for an emergency custody hearing, then almost missed her court appearance, but showed up just in the nick of time. Now, the judge awarded her a weekly overnight visit with her sons Jayden and Sean, as long as a court-appointed monitor is there. Do you think she'll give up her table reservation at Les Deux on those nights?
And little sis Jamie Lynn is back in the picture, and coming to Brit's defense. When a woman approached the duo and shouted she didn't want Spears in the neighborhood, the younger Spears shouted, "Then move the f**k out, b***!" My my, it seems like the Zoey 101 star had a little "you can take the girl outta Louisiana…" moment of her own.
Finally, after nearly a month, Us Magazine has an actual star on its cover, Jennifer Lopez, but the problem is it's covering a story already covered: J Lo 's pregnancy. And In Touch reported that baby bump weeks ago. Plus, she's still not talking.
The magazine does, however, quote an insider saying "Jennifer has always eaten like a pig, but lately she's been eating even more." I loved that.
Look, J. Lo's a genius if you ask me. Here's how I see it. Her career really isn't that exciting right now. I mean did you see El Cantante? Exactly. No one did. The only thing about her causing a buzz right now is her impending motherhood. So it would be stupid for her to spill the beans so soon. She's gotta keep us talking. The idea isn't exactly original, though. Christina Aguilera kinda invented it.
While we're on the baby topic, In Touch suggests that Pam Anderson got hitched to Rick Salomon so quickly because she's "with child", even claiming that Anderson has "given up alcohol." Ooops, clearly they haven't seen the pictures in Us Weekly of her drinking champagne at the wedding.
Did Lindsay Lohan really call her treatment at Le Cirque Lodge a "sobering" experience? Oh, I guess she was comparing it to her two former stints in rehab.
Meanwhile, Lindsay also claims she is no longer in denial. On the flip side, her mom Dina still seems to be. Dina says she's proud of Lindsay's recovery because "things [with Lindsay] were really getting out of control." Were really getting out of control? If that's getting out of control, I would like to see what her idea of "out of control" is.
Speaking of "out of control," the star of "24" will serve 48. Days in jail, that is. Keifer Sutherland pleaded "no contest" to DUI charges stemming from his arrest last month. Now everyone at "24" is making it sound like he's such a hero, claiming he only copped the plea to make sure he could serve time while the show was on hiatus.
Well, here I go with my crazy ideas again, but if he really cared about the show, wouldn't he just stop drinking and driving?
Former 'NSyncer Lance Bass says Justin Timberlake "betrayed" him by suddenly leaving the band. Lance says Justin's excuse was the movie Bass and Joey Fatone made, called "On The Line." Bass says, "I must have been completely blind. I"d always thought that, if anything, our movie would bring new fans to our music." I'm guessing Lance was blind, deaf and dumb if he watched that awful movie and thought more fans would be drawn to 'NSync.
Meanwhile, Justin is all about the Jessicas these days. He's dating Jessica Biel, starring in a movie with Jessica Alba, and Jessica Simpson is pimping Timberlake's William Rast jeans. Guess we now know how the Jessicas fall in Hollywood's pecking order.
William Rast jeans are fine, Jess, but if it's true that you're moving to the Big Apple, ya gotta get rid of the Dukes of Hazard getup already.
And this week's In Touch is all about Simpson sis Ashlee. The magazine claims that besides a recent rhinoplasty, the 23-year-old also uses Botox shots on a regular basis, to give her that "doe-eyed" look. I think what Ash really needs is a few shots of self-esteem.
I can't decide which is worse, the clothes Victoria Beckham wore for her recent photo shoot or the wardrobe the "Sex and the City" chicks have to wear in the upcoming movie.
According to In Touch, Drew Barrymore is already "talking marriage" with her beau of just a few weeks, Justin Long. Now we know why she can't keep a man for very long.
Don't be fooled, you and I could follow NutriSystem for the rest of our lives and still never have Tori Spellings body.
Apparently all the movie stars' kids go to the same pumpkin patch In West Hollywood on the exact same day.
Don't you think Joel Madden and Nicole Richie are really taking alone time to the extreme lately?
Us analyzes all the outfits Angelina wears to pick up her son Maddox from his NYC school and dishes on the ritzy price tags. What they fail to include is the cost of tuition which probably hovers around 20 grand a year.
Former Bachelorette Trista Sutter kept at least 100. Halle Berry stashed away 30. What, you asked? Shoes, purses, earrings? No. Used negative pregnancy tests. Eww. TMI!
Beyonce's little sister Solange, who got married a few years back when she got knocked up at the ripe 'ol age of 19, is now divorced. Wow. Who saw that one coming?
And call me crazy, but check out the latest pictures of Courtney Love and tell me she isn't the spitting image of Mary-Kate Olsen. Or is it Ashley?
If I were Brooke Shields I wouldn't return Kathy Griffin's calls either. Brooke hangs out in the South of France with TomKat and Posh & Becks now. Who'd want to do anything to screw that up?
In Touch unveils "Hollywood's Thriftiest Stars." Or, in other words, the cheapest. Tiger's a terrible tipper, Tyra is a tightwad and Ivanka Trump shops at low-end stores like Zara. What they didn't tell you was that she drops $10,000 every time she goes into the store.
I can't wait to see the trash they throw out there next week..
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