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By Tara Lipinsky, wcbstv.com
NEW YORK (CBS) ― Hey, it's that time of the week again, when the gossip mags have hit the racks and our daily commute is made so much sweeter.

Well Paris is free, but between growing up, finding g-d, getting a facial, extensions, and deceiving Larry King into believing she's never done drugs, she hasn't had time hit the party circuit yet. So unfortunately, it's all about the babies this week. Us features a "Hollywood Baby Album!" Star has "Hollywood Baby Secrets!" And Life & Style goes "Inside Suri's Pampered World!"

It's truly unbelievable. You mean star kids live in mansions? They fly around the world in private jets, spend time on movie sets, some have multiple nannies, wear ridiculously high priced clothing, and holy cow – they even have famous friends? Whew, the mags sure did some heavy investigative reporting there.

Oh, and apparently Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's daughter, Violet, is afraid of miniature horses and Her father's acting. Yeah, that sounds just about right. There may just be one normal one in the bunch.

Besides Suri being completely spoiled, In Touch claims the Cruise clan if very down to earth. The whole family, including Tom's older kids with Nicole Kidman -- Isabella and Conner -- eat dinner together every night, and "pile in bed together" in the morning.

Do those kids ever see their mother?

Pics of Tiger Woods' look-alike baby girl Sam are splashed across all the tabs. Not that Tiger is unattractive, but don't you think she's going to be bummed one day that she doesn't look more like her mom?

I think Nick Lachey's gal pal Vanessa Minnillo is finally figuring out how this fame thing works. For the second time this month she's caught (wink, wink) in racy photos.

Life & Style has a spread of the couple romping around naked at their hotel in Mexico. And the mag asked the burning question "Will this hurt her career?"

Hell no Life & Style! This is how careers are made these days. Her peeps probably rented the room based on the capability of your cameraman getting the perfect angle. She's the one who probably called to tip you off on their whereabouts right from her own cell phone.

Don't you people watch Dirt? If not, I highly recommend you do. You could learn a lot.

Earlier this month, racy photos of Minnillo and Lindsay Lohan playing with knives miraculously popped up, a year after they were shot.

I wonder if she got all dressed up in a big hat and sunglasses, and a big baggy outfit to drop the film off at The New York Post?

Kate Moss' tortured beau Pete Doherty is looking to tie the knot and writes in his new memoirs The Books of Albion, "Smack and needle-free we shall marry in the summer and I become 10 times happier than any given smackhead." Wow, how romantic. Now, I totally understand why she hasn't been able to let him go.

Well, Life & Styleis claiming there is still major fallout in the Jolie-Pitt home, after Brad's mom Jane paid a visit to Jennifer Aniston.

An insider claims "Angelina can't understand why Brad's family and Jen still cling to each other." The insider also says, Angie confronted Jane, "she told her, 'If you continue to disrespect me and carry on like this, then you won't see Shiloh.'"

Well Angie, maybe that's why.

Meanwhile, the rags provided the complete scoop on Jennifer Aniston's romance with "bad boy" model Paul Sculfor. This is what I've learned: "It's getting serious." They're "keeping it casual," "moving in together," "taking things slow", and "she's given him a set of keys to her home." Got it?

Does anyone else think its creepy how little Hayden Panettiere hugs on her much older Heroes co-star Jack Coleman. Even he looks uncomfortable. (Starpg 96).

Prince William told Matt Lauer in an NBC interview, "I don't wanna be liked by someone just because of who I am. You know, I don't want the sycophantic people hanging around." Tough luck, kid. I guess even when you're a prince you can't have everything.

Star is dishing the dirt on Lindsay Lohan's "Rehab Romance" The glossy claims LiLo is breaking the rules by cozying up with male patients in her room after hours, smoking three packs of cigarettes a day, working out, wearing a ton of make-up and taking her top off in the pool. So, basically, acting almost the same way she did before she entered rehab. Only without the vodka, cocaine and Vicodin.

Jessica Alba is apparently extremely friendly. According to In Touch Alba "says her fans sometimes try to cop a feel when they meet her. 'I have to stand there and smile like nothing is happening.'" Psst! Jessica, no you don't!

Any man who was reading this two seconds ago, has now left is computer to hunt her down.

Just when you thought she couldn't possibly spend another dime of her husband's dough, In Touch reports Victoria Beckham is building a $500,000 CLOSET in her new L.A. home, including an Andy Warhol painting, a Baccarat crystal chandelier, leather floors, and "a state-of-the-art camera so she can see how she looks –front and back-before stepping out the door." Yes, leather floors.

Could someone please tell Salma Hayek, that if she wants people to stop calling her "Barney" she needs to stop dressing in purple.

Us Weekly has Nicole Richie "in her own words." In an interview with Nylon Magazine, the skinny star claims America is obsessed with weight, the media is to blame for making her famous, and her parents gave her too much freedom growing up.

I now know for certain, she's a spoiled brat, who will never take responsibility for any of her actions, but what I still don't know is if she's knocked up.

Speaking of people who won't take responsibility for their actions, Isaiah Washington is reportedly blaming T.R. Knight for instigating the gay slur controversy that got him fired from Grey's Anatomy in order to get a bigger payday.

How cool, I had no idea T.R. Knight has super natural powers. Do you think red beams shoot out of his eyes when he's forcing people to utter gay slurs when they don't really want to? And, I wonder if they'll write the hero aspect into the show.

Now, I'm thrilled beyond belief that Shar Jackson is not with child , but I never again want to see a picture of her holding up a used pregnancy test! And In Touch is offering video proof. Ewww!

Life & Style calls Ashlee Simpson a "diva" for spending eight hours getting primped in a salon. I personally would call her extremely insecure.

"Opinions are like butt holes – everyone has one. I didn't have a thick skin when I started… but I learned, and now I don't listen to the bad stuff." Kelly Rowland.

Some of this week's other articles I didn't read because I didn't care about..
Life & StyleJustin and Jess Romantic Reunion!
Us WeeklyLeann Rimes' Hot-Weather Hairstyles
OK! Weekly"How to Live Like Eva Longoria"

I can't wait to see the trash they throw out there next week.

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