<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"  xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><title>WCBSTV.com: Your Source For New York News, Weather, Sports &amp; Traffic</title><link>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler</link><description><![CDATA[WCBSTV.com: Your Source For New York News, Weather, Sports & Traffic]]></description><language>en-US</language><copyright><![CDATA[(c)  MMVIII, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.]]></copyright><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 04:56:43 GMT</pubDate><ttl>5</ttl><atom:link href="http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/resources_rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA['Indiana Jones' Bank Robber Torments Cops On L.I.]]></title><link>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/indiana.jones.bank.2.723288.html</link><description><![CDATA[A bank robber with a flair for flamboyant disguises has resurfaced in our area and now police need your help. The middle aged man sports everything from turbans to fedoras. The suspect has bee dressed with a black fedora in one robbery, and described as "Indiana Jones" in another. He's got a hat for every disguise. The serial robber is on the loose on Long Island. CBS 2 HD has obtained video of one of his recent robbery attempts, at the Roslyn Savings Bank in New Hyde Park.]]></description><guid>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/indiana.jones.bank.2.723288.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 23:47:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Veteran WNBC Anchor Drops Expletive On-Air]]></title><link>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/sue.simmons.expletive.2.722751.html</link><description><![CDATA[Veteran news anchor Sue Simmons says she's "truly sorry" for blurting out a curse word on live television. WNBC-TV's Sue Simmons dropped the bomb when the wrong footage was aired as she did a teaser for the 11 p.m. newscast on Monday. ]]></description><guid>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/sue.simmons.expletive.2.722751.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 15:47:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church - Seriously]]></title><link>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/darth.vader.jedi.2.722644.html</link><description><![CDATA[A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday. <br />]]></description><guid>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/darth.vader.jedi.2.722644.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 14:31:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Necrophiliac Hospital Worker Faces 7 Years]]></title><link>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/necrophiliac.hospital.worker.2.722602.html</link><description><![CDATA[A lab technician admits sexually abusing the corpse of a 92-year-old woman at a Teaneck hospital morgue. Anthony Merino faces up to seven years in prison after pleading guilty to desecration of human remains. ]]></description><guid>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/necrophiliac.hospital.worker.2.722602.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 13:42:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daughter Doesn't Graduate, So Dad Is Jailed]]></title><link>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/truant.dad.jailed.2.722500.html</link><description><![CDATA[A man ordered by a judge to make sure his daughter hit the books has found himself in jail because she failed to earn a high school equivalency diploma. ]]></description><guid>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/truant.dad.jailed.2.722500.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 14:22:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Driver Buckles Case Of Beer, Not Child, Gets Fined]]></title><link>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/driver.buckles.beer.2.722515.html</link><description><![CDATA[An Australian man has been fined after buckling in a case of beer with a seat belt but leaving a 5-year-old child to sit on the car's floor, police said Tuesday. <br />]]></description><guid>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/driver.buckles.beer.2.722515.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 11:43:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Poor Porn Sales: Another Sign Of Recession?]]></title><link>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/porn.sales.recession.2.722491.html</link><description><![CDATA[Recession is a dirty word especially in the porn industry. Sales of videos are down double digits for the first time in 40 years. Some believe that a decline in this once recession-proof business, could be an indication of a decline in overall consumer confidence. ]]></description><guid>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/porn.sales.recession.2.722491.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 11:09:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[6-Year-Old Wanders From School To Sunrise Highway]]></title><link>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/east.patchogue.little.2.722426.html</link><description><![CDATA[It was a frightening ordeal for a 6-year-old boy on Long Island on Monday. The child wandered out of school and ended up on a major area highway. The little boy left the school intending to go home and was found wandering in the rain on the service road leading to the Sunrise Highway. Needless to say there were some scary moments for the little boy and his mother, who is furious something like this could happen.]]></description><guid>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/east.patchogue.little.2.722426.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 09:45:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today In History - May 13, 2008]]></title><link>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/Today.In.History.2.722668.html</link><description><![CDATA[                        Today is Tuesday, May 13, the 134th day of 2008. There are 232 days left in the year.									]]></description><guid>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/Today.In.History.2.722668.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 15:19:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Haggling Can Pay Off During Tough Economic Times]]></title><link>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/getting.the.best.2.722348.html</link><description><![CDATA[Everybody likes to save money, especially during tougher economic times, and sometimes all consumers have to do is ask. ]]></description><guid>http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/getting.the.best.2.722348.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 01:32:29 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>